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"And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats onthem. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#214 Giraffes can link their own eyes.
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so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."
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 Trouble with Tapeworms | | By: Anonymous | Published: 06/07/2000 | | |  |
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One day a man realized that he had a tapeworm, so naturally he tried everything possible to get rid of it. So then he went to the doctor and said,"Doc, I got this tapeworm and I can't get rid of it!"
"Well, "said the Dr."Come back tomorrow with two boiled eggs and a cookie."
So the next day the guy returns with two boiled eggs and a cookie. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants, so he does. Then the doctor shoves the two boiled eggs up the guy's ass, and then a few seconds later he shoved up the cookie. This process went on for the rest of the week. After Thursday's visit the doctor told the guy to come back on Friday with the two boiled eggs and a hammer. By now the guy was starting to get scared. On Friday the doctor told the guy to pull down his pants, and he shoved the two boiled eggs up the guys ass then started to wait geting the hammer ready. Finnaly a very enraged tapeworm stuck his head out of the guy's ass and said,"Where the hell is my cookie?!!!"
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That sucks
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 8:34:47 PM EST)
That joke sucks ass
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WHAT THE
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 4:10:56 PM EST)
FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
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not funny
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blah4321
(06.08.2000 0:10:21 AM EST)
That was so funny that I forgot to laugh.
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Yeah i see.....
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.07.2000 8:37:02 PM EST)
I've heard that joke soooooooo many times....
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That was decent...
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started by
SuicideKing
(06.07.2000 7:36:06 PM EST)
didn't see that coming.. having a 40 foot tapeworm in your stomach and intestines would be pretty interesting, I mean just imagine how long it would take them to pull it out :)
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nutz
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.07.2000 1:35:19 PM EST)
i thought the Dr. was going to crack the guys nuts .... go figure.
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that was funny
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started by
spoiler
(06.07.2000 10:40:10 AM EST)
Finally, a joke you can't predict the punchline to.
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stupid!
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started by
kickme
(06.07.2000 6:32:23 AM EST)
That waz the dumbest joke!U all suK
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Hey!
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.07.2000 0:58:56 AM EST)
Where's MY fuckin' cookie?;o)
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