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  • "We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003

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    Car Wreck

    By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/06/1998
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    A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

    The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

    "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

    Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

    "Well, did you see this?"

    "Yes," motioned the monkey.

    "What happened?"

    The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

    "They were drinking?" asked the officer.


    "What else?"

    The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

    "They were smoking marijuana?"


    "What else?"

    The monkey motioned "Screwing."

    "They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.


    "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked."


    "What were you doing during all this?"

    "Driving" motioned the monkey.

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