One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask
his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of
"Hey Batman! Who's good in
the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone
knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try
her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends.
So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said
Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the
Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm
looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor,
who's the best
babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is
far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?"
"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she
had gotten around so much." and he flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman
lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in
the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddamn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm
faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even
knows I'm here."
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman
stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that?"
She exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off,
"but my ass is killing me."