Superman's Sex Life
By: Laura	Published: 02/27/1999
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much." and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddamn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that?" She exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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i like superman (0 replies) started by lisaknight (05.26.2001 4:17:41 PM EST) do you like him too love lisa

copy cat (0 replies) started by montanambersunrise (01.15.2001 4:12:30 PM EST) This was in the new movie version of the invisible man called Hollow Man. You are a copy cat.

well... (0 replies) started by mrdrape (12.27.2000 7:36:32 PM EST) I think it would be redundant to say that you got the joke from Hollow Man. HA!!!!!. .... I eat scumm and then I'm done

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superman sucks ass (0 replies) started by jlf62783 (09.21.2000 8:39:52 PM EST) you suck trish

old (1 reply) started by Itsallmuscle (08.05.2000 10:39:12 PM EST) older than that Isaac Vinpa

oldie (0 replies) started by buffaloboy (07.13.2000 4:24:45 PM EST) I'm in my thirties, sad to say, but I remember this joke from third grade. Still not bad for quick cheap humor. Kind of like my girlfriend. Badabum.

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