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Stupid House Guest

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/16/2000
 
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John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he and his wife could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the sofa in the living room, or you can sleep down the hall in the room with baby."

John said that he would prefer the sofa.

The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blond. "Hi," he said, "who are you?"

"I'm Baby, and who are you?"

"I'm stupid," he said.

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Hey Suicide King: (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 11:55:50 AM EST)

Your comment makes it doubly obvious that you understand the punch line in the joke. We didn't need it explained, thank you.

He's not as stupid (0 replies)
started by LewisCPher
(09.17.2000 9:14:10 PM EST)

as that lame-ass "joke."

Leykis 101!!!

I agree... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 4:21:36 PM EST)

Jackie's jokes usually suck. If you just curse a lot and be crude, you too can be Jackie the Dorkman.

Robnoxious (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 8:13:58 AM EST)

That was fucked up, you knob-jockey!

it wasn't that great (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.16.2000 11:54:16 AM EST)

but at least jackie didn't put a joke up today

Dayammmmn!! Baby was a babe! (0 replies)  
started by SuicideKing
(09.16.2000 0:13:46 AM EST)

He could have been scroggin and scrumpin all night!!

Ryan(the §uiŠideKĪng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide...king..."

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