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First Wedding

By: RachelBabylonPublished: 03/30/2001
 
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A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.

So it went, step, step, "ROAR," step, step, "ROAR," all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

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    Thanks RB (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.31.2001 7:28:38 PM EST)

    I agree with 107227.It's a cute joke you can tell to children.Kids need jokes too.

    who (3 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.30.2001 4:23:23 PM EST)

    came up with this crap,a 5 year old.this website has posted some sh!t before but damn that sucked

    We're going to infest

    It was (0 replies)
    started by 107227
    (03.30.2001 4:08:44 PM EST)

    cute

    Ah, shit!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.30.2001 12:49:01 PM EST)

    Dinosaur shit is fresh compared to this joke.

    ROAR! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (03.30.2001 10:03:03 AM EST)


    UGH!

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    this sucks (0 replies)
    started by scubani
    (03.30.2001 9:23:59 AM EST)

    this is by far the lamest fuckin joke i have ever heard!!!!!!

    LAME!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by chom0mma
    (03.30.2001 0:42:32 AM EST)

    FIRST!!!!!!!

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