"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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