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Bubba's Three Daughters

By: misspkPublished: 09/09/2003
 
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Bubba had three daughters.

One Saturday evening the door bell rang. Bubba answered the door, where he was greeted by a young man with bad case of acne.

The boy smiled, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're going to see a show. Can she go?"

Bubba shook his head, and told his daughter to have a nice time.

A short time later there was a knock at the door. Upon opening the door Bubba was greeted by another pimple faced boy who smiled and said, "Hi, my name is Eddie. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?"

Bubba shook his head, and kissed his daughter good night.

No sooner had Bubba sat down that the bell rang again. Bubba opened the door to be greeted by a boy with clear skin who said, "Hi, My name is Chuck." With that, Bubba shot him.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.09.2003 3:42:49 PM EST)

    good one...

    lol (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (09.09.2003 11:28:25 AM EST)

    I hadn't heard this one before either, way funny joke!

    ^5

    Meow

    Hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.09.2003 3:15:01 AM EST)


    I guess Chuck's brother Peter might have a rough time of it too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Now wait a minute (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.09.2003 1:16:44 AM EST)


    I thought it was the jukebox that Bubba shot.

    LMAO

    Good one PK... I ne'er heered that 'un yit.

    kisses on your hot body.

    Hey Patron... take note.. there are fresh and new jokes available out there. Here is a fine example.

    hahahahahaha

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