Three men are found in the New Zealand wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the water.
The chief says, 'We will kill
you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes.'
The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this, he recites the Pledge and shoots himself. He is carried off.
The next man asks for a sword. A warrior at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man.
The last man asks for a fork.
'A fork? 'asks the chief?
But it's his dying wish,
so they hand him the fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest, and yells,
'I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!!'
