Who is Jack Schitt?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
After you read this, you will be able to handle this
situation.
Jack is the only son of
Awe Schitt
and
O Schitt
.
Awe Schitt
is The fertilizer magnate who married
O Schitt
,
the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack married
Noe Schitt
. They were both deeply
religious. They produced six children:
Holie Schitt
Fulla Schitt
Giva Schitt
Bull Schitt
Deep
and
Dip Schitt.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe
later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids lived with them, she wanted
to keep the previous name. She was known as
Noe Schitt Sherlock
.
Dip Schitt
married
Loda Schitt
, and
they produced a cowardly son,
Chicken Schitt
.
Fulla Schitt
and
Giva Schitt
were inseparable during childhood, so they married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The
Schitt-Happens
children are:
Dawg
Byrd and
Horse.
Bull Schitt, the last of Jack's kids, left home to
tour the world. He recently Returned with his new bride,
Pisa Schitt
.
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can
correct them.
