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Get to know Jack Schitt and family

By: PhantomPublished: 12/31/1998
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Who is Jack Schitt? Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
After you read this, you will be able to handle this situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt . Awe Schitt is The fertilizer magnate who married O Schitt , the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt . They were both deeply religious. They produced six children:

  1. Holie Schitt
  2. Fulla Schitt
  3. Giva Schitt
  4. Bull Schitt
  5. Deep and
  6. Dip Schitt.

After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids lived with them, she wanted to keep the previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock .

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt , and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt .

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable during childhood, so they married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are:

  1. Dawg
  2. Byrd and
  3. Horse.
Bull Schitt, the last of Jack's kids, left home to tour the world. He recently Returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt .

Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

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