Who is Jack Schitt?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
After you read this, you will be able to handle this
Jack is the only son of
is The fertilizer magnate who married
the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack married
. They were both deeply
religious. They produced six children:
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe
later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids lived with them, she wanted
to keep the previous name. She was known as
Noe Schitt Sherlock
they produced a cowardly son,
were inseparable during childhood, so they married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
Bull Schitt, the last of Jack's kids, left home to
tour the world. He recently Returned with his new bride,
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can