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 The Itch That Wouldn't Quit | | By: Laura | Published: 02/28/1999 | | |  |
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A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is
squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She
goes backto find
out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that
he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.
The teacher has him go down to the principal's office, to phone
his mom, and ask her what he should do about it. He does this and
returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a
general commotion at the back of the room.
Back down she goes, only to find him sitting at his desk with
his penis hanging out. I thought I told you to call your mom,
she says. I did,
he says, and she told me that if I could stick it
out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
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