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High School Reunion

By: acidintervalPublished: 11/11/2002
 
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While waiting for the first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, a man noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, he remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in his high school class some 40 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, he quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been his classmate. After he had examined my teeth, he asked him if he had attended the local high school.

"Yes," the dentist replied.

"When did you graduate?" he asked. The dentist answered, "In 1944."

"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"

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    I often wonder (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.11.2002 5:17:25 PM EST)
    Who the hell is that old man looking at me when I look at the mirror.

    Hahahahahaahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.11.2002 3:33:39 PM EST)
    Damn, ain't it the truth? ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    LMFAO!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.11.2002 3:57:52 AM EST)
    Reality hits home with a vengeance! Hilarious, Acid! ^5, dude.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    umm, (1 reply)  
    started by dragonmaster666
    (11.11.2002 0:06:58 AM EST)
    i don't get it, somebody help

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