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"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
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"I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It'ssure hard to fold."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
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so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it-we're closed.
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 High School Reunion | | By: acidinterval | Published: 11/11/2002 | | |  |
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While waiting for the first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, a man noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, he remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in his high school class some 40 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, he quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been his classmate. After he had examined my teeth, he asked him if he had attended the local high school.
"Yes," the dentist replied.
"When did you graduate?" he asked. The dentist answered, "In 1944."
"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"
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