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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved."
— Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
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Snapple Facts |
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
A. Call her from your cell phone.
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 High School Reunion | | By: acidinterval | Published: 11/11/2002 | | |  |
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While waiting for the first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, a man noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, he remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in his high school class some 40 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, he quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been his classmate. After he had examined my teeth, he asked him if he had attended the local high school.
"Yes," the dentist replied.
"When did you graduate?" he asked. The dentist answered, "In 1944."
"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"
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i don't get it, somebody help "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
-Marc Antony
"The Tragedy of Julius Caesar"
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