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 Scared Passenger | | By: Anonymous | Published: 06/22/2000 | | |  |
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
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yo
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.30.2000 1:02:01 AM EST)
hey tom
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Next time, I take the bus
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(06.22.2000 11:06:40 AM EST)
That wasn't McDonald's coffee, was it?The Naked Canuck
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