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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
— New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season
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Snapple Facts |
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#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Overheard In The Casket | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 10/10/2001 | | |  |
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbi die in a car crash. They go to heaven for orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket, and friends, family, and congregates are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"
The minister says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
The priest says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
The rabbi replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!!'" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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