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 It's Date Night! | | By: JayDee | Published: 05/07/1999 | | |  |
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This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday
night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid
standing there says, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to
pick up
Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The man, mildly amused, calls down his daughter and the two
leave.
A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers.
A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim.
We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?"
The guy, now perplexed, says, "OK." He calls down his daughter
and the two take off.
A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father
answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm
here to
pick up Flo. We're gonna go to a show. Can she go?"
The man, now kind of annoyed, says, "Yes." He calls his
daughter and the two depart.
Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father
answers again. A kid standing there says, "Hi, my name is
Chuck...." The father shot him.
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(05.11.2001 10:07:39 AM EST)
Next date I have I'm going to be shot.Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
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