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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."
— Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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... is so fat, She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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One Liners |
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Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Working Stiff | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/15/1999 | | |  |
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Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding.
Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After
the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize
they'll have to inform his wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he
volunteers to do the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. "So did
you tell her?" asks Jeff. "Yep", replies Bob. "Say, where did
you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me."
"WHAT??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and
she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says. "WHY?" asks Jeff. "Well," Bob continues, "when
she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'
'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
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