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 Listen To The 'Whole' Story | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/30/1999 | | |  |
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground
and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees
Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate Embrace."
Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain
himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother
excitedly.... "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY
AND.." Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the
story. So Little Johnny tells her, "I was at the playground and
I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back
to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped
her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such
an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper
time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the
undressing, laying down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and
Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do
when Daddy was in the army."
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