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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 02/03/1999
 
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After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law office. He was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had arrived to see him. "Show him right in!" our lawyer replied.

As Mr. Jones was being ushered in, our lawyer had an idea. He quickly picked up the phone and shouted into it " ...and you tell them that we won't accept less then fifty thousand dollars, and don't even call me until you agree to that amount!" Slamming the phone down he stood up and greeted Mr. Jones; "Good Morning, Mr. Jones, what can I do for you?"

"I'm from the phone company," Mr. Jones replied, "I'm here to connect your phone."

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    One day there was a little boy and saw his grandfather drinking. he said can i have a sip grandpa and the grandpa replied does ur dick reach your ass the little boy said no so the grandad said your too young.
    The next day the little boy saw his grandfather smoking. The boy asked him if he could have a puff and the grandpa said does ur dick reach your ass the little boy said no so the grandad said your too young.

    The next day the grandpa was doing drugs. The little boy asked if he could have some and the grandfather asked once again does ur dick reach your ass the little boy said no so the grandad said your too young.

    Later that day the grandfather went into the kitchen and so the little boy eating popcorn. The grandfather asked if he could have some. The little boy ask does your dick reach your ass. The grandfather said yes. So the little boy said go fuck yourself!

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.03.2001 0:12:15 AM EST)

    I guess he feels a bit sheepish...
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