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Grandad Grandchild
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kidkool17
(02.03.2001 9:53:31 AM EST)
One day there was a little boy and saw his grandfather drinking. he said can i have a sip grandpa and the grandpa replied does ur dick reach your ass the little boy said no so the grandad said your too young.
The next day the little boy saw his grandfather smoking. The boy asked him if he could have a puff and the grandpa said does ur dick reach your ass the little boy said no so the grandad said your too young.
The next day the grandpa was doing drugs. The little boy asked if he could have some and the grandfather asked once again does ur dick reach your ass the little boy said no so the grandad said your too young.
Later that day the grandfather went into the kitchen and so the little boy eating popcorn. The grandfather asked if he could have some. The little boy ask does your dick reach your ass. The grandfather said yes. So the little boy said go fuck yourself!
Well then..
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 0:12:15 AM EST)
I guess he feels a bit sheepish...
Baa!
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