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As Mr. Jones was being ushered in, our lawyer had an idea. He quickly picked up the phone and shouted into it " ...and you tell them that we won't accept less then fifty thousand dollars, and don't even call me until you agree to that amount!" Slamming the phone down he stood up and greeted Mr. Jones; "Good Morning, Mr. Jones, what can I do for you?"
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Well then.. started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 0:12:15 AM EST)
I guess he feels a bit sheepish...
Baa!
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