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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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"A kitchen in every pot. I mean, a pot in every -- I mean, a chicken in every..."
— George Bush
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Snapple Facts |
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#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
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Yo Mama ... |
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house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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One Liners |
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Quick Joke |
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
