Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the
cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up
Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery guy have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it
Q: How can you tell if you are at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl
Q: Why does a bride wear white?
A: Because the dishwasher should match the stove and the
refrigerator.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?
A: Hanson
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain
too long
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
Q: What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?
A: Sparky
Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
A: Wayne takes a shower after three periods.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in kid's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q:
How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing and in the end, you lose your house
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with
everybody at the party and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you
Q: What's the diff between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
