Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other.
The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here
The second kid said," I'm in here to
get my tonsils
out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me
once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of
Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"
The first kid
responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't
walk for a year!"