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Man we were on a roll there. One day in a row with a new joke. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
Hahahahahahaha
Wow
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started by
tjshere
(08.13.2003 2:46:37 AM EST)
This joke must be from the 60s or 70s, all the kids have buzz jobs these days. Great punchline though, I'll leave ya some goofballs, BJ.
too funny
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started by
roger
(08.13.2003 1:13:41 AM EST)
lmao
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