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By: RachelBabylonPublished: 10/04/2000
 
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision.

And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"

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    started by doublej1984
    (10.11.2000 4:05:28 PM EST)

    another one to put in the vault. Hmmm... If only I could keep the combination a better secret.

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.08.2000 6:15:24 PM EST)

    only good or original joke thats been on here 4 a while

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    started by conservative
    (10.06.2000 2:28:17 PM EST)

    dammit that was funny.

    *La Vita e Bella*

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    started by some1dude
    (10.05.2000 3:07:00 AM EST)

    This is truely a good joke

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    started by trevorparsons
    (10.04.2000 12:24:40 PM EST)

    It is funny and makes you think....All the good things about a joke....and you can tell your grandmother without getting a slap....BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    started by duck888
    (10.04.2000 11:13:59 AM EST)

    OK Terrific!

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    started by obiwan
    (10.04.2000 8:45:18 AM EST)

    It made me laugh.

    E-chuta!

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    started by SuicideKing
    (10.04.2000 0:59:52 AM EST)

    I'm sorry...space monkeys just invaded my brain space


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

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    started by XorsistXtreme
    (10.04.2000 0:34:20 AM EST)

    so much pressure to make a good comment.... I... can't... TAKE IT ANY MORE!

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