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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
 
 

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Long And Happy Life

By: virtualjulPublished: 07/04/2003
 
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

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    Hey Roger ..... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.04.2003 5:39:12 PM EST)


    TJ should know what he's talking about.
    The 1800s that is.
    Waaa hahahahaha

    Live for today (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.04.2003 4:20:04 PM EST)

    tomorrow might never come!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Yes, you did, Rog (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.04.2003 1:11:57 AM EST)

    But the whiskey wasn't nearly as potent back in the 1800s.

    Waaaaaaa hahahahahahaha!

    Good joke, Jules.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hey (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.04.2003 0:43:05 AM EST)


    I did all that at 57...

    hahahahahahaha

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