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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Brushing Your Teeth

    By: damselPublished: 05/16/2004
     
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    It was the morning after the consummation of the marriage of two senior citizens. The new bride awoke purring. Hearing her husband running water in the bathroom, she said, "Did you just brush your teeth?"

    The husband answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."

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    I'd keep `em (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.16.2004 9:05:19 AM EST)


    At least until the morning session was over.

    Hahaha, good show, Damsel. New one on me too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Waaaaaaaaa Hahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (05.16.2004 5:50:14 AM EST)


    That's hilarious.

    First time I'd heard that one.

    ^5

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