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Is White Really Colored?

By: WebmakerPublished: 08/16/2000
 
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A black man is talking to a white man

When I'm born, I'm black
When I'm in the sun, I'm black
When I'm growing up, I'm black
When I'm sick, I'm black
And when I die, I'm gonna be black

But you...

When you're born, you're pink
When you're in the sun, you're red
When you're growing up, you're white
When you're sick, you're green
And when you die, you're gonna be purple

AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL US COLORED?

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    priceless (0 replies)
    started by arealladiesman
    (08.16.2002 11:15:42 PM EST)

    a true classic

    If you don't stand for something, you'll fall to ANYTHING!

    It's a joke!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.06.2001 2:15:14 AM EST)

    What the hell is wrong with all of you?
    it's just a joke!
    it's not trying to say something, it is just a goddamn joke, and anyone who has a problem with it should just ignore it, not start complaining about it like it was being serious.

    What the hell is wrong with people these days?!?

    A NEW DAY (0 replies)
    started by BIGMAE52
    (09.10.2000 10:27:49 PM EST)

    WE ARE A FREE PEOPLE. WE ACHIEVE WHAT WE WANT TO ACHIEVE. WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO GO. WE CAN LIVE WHERE WE WANT TO LIVE. GOD HAS BEEN GOOD TO US. SO IF WE CONTINUE TO TRUST AND BELIEVE IN HIM. WE WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE PEOPLE WHOM HE HAS CALLED UPON. AND LIVE AGAIN.

    clear (0 replies)
    started by wuzup
    (08.21.2000 2:58:17 AM EST)

    its clear to see that alot of you are ignorant and don't understand that it was a joke, get over your egos if the joke had been a white person putting down black person then you wouldn't have a damn thing to say, and as for the fact that blacks live for free i have a question where the hell do you live, there are more white people on welfare than there are blacks, and affirmitive action help blacks from being discriminated against, you complain about welfare and about affirmitive action and about what to call us but until you live a day in a black man or womans shoes i don't expect you to understand, so go back to your ignorant self absorbed closed minded life and don't speak on a subject unless you actually know the facts....
    black people built this country with sweat, blood and tears we are not the only ones who have been done wrong but we are the only ones who will stand up for ourselves and make sure history doesn't repeat itself and because we are so sadly represented in politics and the workplace we deserve a little retribution, so don't take it personnal because we don't take any shit, we'll talk our "jibberish", change our name and do whatever else we have to, in order to make this place where we all coexist finally feel like the home its supposed to be, and i better not here one person say then go home because remember if your going to point fingers its not the white mans home either it was stolen.. and where would blacks be if my ancestors where not brought here... alot happier and freeier than we are now but since we are here we want equality and no i'm sorry just because we can piss in the same bathroom as you does not mean we have achieved the same rights you have, our rights are tainted, did you not know there are still lynchings, police brutality, discrimination, unfair school systems, and a justice system that will put a person in jail for 10-20 years for crack but 5 years for cocain, this may sound unrealistic because you don't see it, but believe me it exsists
    ... please grow up and become educated you will actually feel a whole lot better ignorance is the root of hate and hate is the root of self hate...one luv to you all

    Gay.. (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (08.17.2000 12:26:50 PM EST)

    Liberace gay

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

    Help keep the movement going (1 reply)
    started by bat
    (08.17.2000 11:10:52 AM EST)

    There is a great conspiracy for all of the white people to keep the blacks down, but we give them affermative action, frre collage, free health care, live for free, they can say what ever they want to any white person, but the are still unable to bring thier race out of the getto's. So is it really the whites that are keeping them down or is it thier fucked up attitude? they have been given everything & they feel that more should be done, so they just get more & more & more, white people get shit on for jobs everyday for the affermitive action shit & the blacks come in & think that they get these jobs because they are better that everone else but it is bullshit. so they get a bad attitude because they think they are so great & they cannot speak to any normal person with any dignity, they just speak that jibberish & think that they should be given everything & they blame all white people for slavery & we had absolutly nothing to do with it, it was the forefathers of this great country & the bitch about it but in reallity where would they be if it wernt for the fact that THEIR forefathers were brought over here? Every race & religion has been persicuted in some way at some point in history & they think that they diserve more because they cant bring themselves out of the poverty that was created by thier forefathers & ours. I am just saying GET OFF YOUR ASSES & FIX IT YOUR SEVES WE HAVE DONE ENOUGH! sorry this subject pisses me off to no end. dont hate me for giving my opinion, hate me because I am right! we do still have freedom of speach & if you dont agree with me I will fight to the death for YOU to be ABLE to express your opinion! I do not hate blacks but I do hate the attitude most of them have & I hate the EXCUSE that revolves around being Black.

    Love your country,Question your government.

    so so true (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.17.2000 0:44:12 AM EST)

    I hope the ku klux klans reading this so you understand where this is coming from

    Uuhhhh..... WTF? (2 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.16.2000 10:13:37 AM EST)

    Don't tell me - racism still exisits in the States. I hardly ever see racism here in Canada.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    fifth (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.16.2000 9:49:00 AM EST)

    I'm fifth. Foley316 sucks.

    whine whine whine (0 replies)
    started by nuttintaboo
    (08.16.2000 8:45:09 AM EST)

    everyone has to whine, don't they. You are black. BOO HOO! Let's all take pity on you! GET OVER IT!!!! Stop whining about your color and get on with your life.

    So what eo you want to be called this week? (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.16.2000 0:24:57 AM EST)


    First it was "colored people,"
    then it was "negroes,"
    then it was "black people,"
    then it was 'Afro-Americans,"
    then it was "black people," (again)
    then it was "African-Americans."

    Now it's "People of color," which, if I'm not mistaken, is grammatically equivalent to "colored people."

    Personally, I don't care. Just pick something and stick with it.



    There is no frustration without hope.

    How about....... (0 replies)
    started by dogma
    (08.16.2000 0:21:50 AM EST)

    When I cum, its white
    when I shit , its brown
    and pussys all pink on the inside,
    so go fuck yourself

    first (0 replies)  
    started by Foley316
    (08.16.2000 0:07:34 AM EST)

    first

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