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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that
her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her
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sexual
harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with
the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice. The woman
replies, "He's a midget."
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