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By: redbugPublished: 03/09/1999
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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice. The woman replies, "He's a midget."

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