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Indian Heads

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/25/2001
 
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Back in the old Wild West, there were two cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm.

The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then said, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars."

The two cowpokes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one. Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head.

The Indian fell off his horse and rolled down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy. Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this."

Dave said, "Look, can't you see I'm busy? There's a thousand dollars in my hand!"

But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this."

So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.

Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh my God, we're going to be millionaires!!!"

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    Optimists (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (07.26.2001 11:28:49 AM EST)

    Definately from the glass is half full crowd!

    Wow. An indian joke. (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.25.2001 1:52:37 PM EST)


    Didn't think I'd see one of those on this site.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    A good example (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.25.2001 8:57:06 AM EST)

    A good example of the old moral "Don't count you chickens until they hatch".

    At least they've got all the money they will need for the rest of their lives!

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