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Analyzing Mom's Obsessions

By: BriRedfernPublished: 06/25/2001
 
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

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    ahhh, a joke reworded (0 replies)
    started by arealladiesman
    (06.25.2002 11:25:55 PM EST)

    let me refresh your memories....

    Two straight couples and one gay couple were sailing along on a ship and then the ship crashed, they all drowned and were at the pearly gates in front of Saint Peter.

    Saint Peter says to the first couple "John, you will not make it into heaven because of your obsession with food. Your obsession with food is so severe that you married a woman named Candy."

    The second couple approaches Saint Peter and he says "Steven, you will not make it into heaven because of your obsession with money. Your obsession is so severe that you married a woman by the name of Penny."

    As the second couple walked away, the gay couple looked at each other as one said to the other "I don't think it looks too good for us Dick!"

    Nice try BriRedFern, nice try.

    If you don't stand for something, you'll fall to ANYTHING!

    its true (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.25.2001 1:54:17 PM EST)

    my parents poop alot,which is y my name is john

    We're going to infest

    OH-NO!!!! (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.25.2001 7:45:29 AM EST)

    My Mom's obsession revealed! Good thing it's not passed on from generation to generation.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    hehehe (0 replies)  
    started by druidlore
    (06.25.2001 1:02:56 AM EST)

    isn't that cute? now children raise your hands if you didn't see that pucnhline coming. i will, of course, have to slap you a few times knock some hunor into you...

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