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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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"Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listento on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was..."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 The Young Man | | By: Laura | Published: 03/18/1999 | | |  |
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A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I
wanna get weighed," she said.
So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna get weighed," she said.
He really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and
using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to
see her home so early, and asked,
"What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy," said the girl.
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