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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get
photos of a great forest
fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick
to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office
to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by
his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a
plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his
equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the
plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the
fire," said the photographer,
"and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and
photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great
exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the
instructor?"
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This is a joke?
(0 replies)
started by
cheeseball
(12.23.2000 3:03:11 PM EST)
Oh, I thought this was going to be funny.
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