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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor...

By: ElainePublished: 01/13/1999
 
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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

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    he must (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.13.2001 12:58:10 PM EST)

    be rich,after all,he's with a hot chick

    HE SHOULD HAVE (0 replies)
    started by donut38
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    TOLD HIM TO GET A HEARING AID

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