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A visit to the doctors

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 02/18/1999
 
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This guy went into a doctor's office and told the nurse, "I have a problem with my dick." The nurse, half horrified, said, "I am amazed that you have the audacity to use that language here. I will not help you until you call 'it' something else." A little embarrassed, the guy leaves.

A few minutes later, he comes back in and says, "I have something wrong with my ear." So the nurse says, "That's better. Now what's wrong with your ear?"

The guy replies, "I can't piss out of it."

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    FRIST BY the way good job ROB that's a good laugh

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