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THINK ABOUT IT.
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BIGMAE52
(09.10.2000 10:12:01 PM EST)
WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH, DON'T GO AND DO WHAT THE POTATOE DID. JUST TURN TO JESUS. AND HE WILL DIRECT YOUR PATH. AND I KNOW U KNOW THAT. BUT JUST A REMINDER OK OK.
cornholio
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.10.2000 7:34:54 PM EST)
chickens crossin the raod if funnier...........not really but it shopuld be.
cornfuse?
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markb
(09.10.2000 8:05:41 AM EST)
ha!ha!ha!...what?
simple...
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started by
rook30505
(09.10.2000 1:36:38 AM EST)
yet effective
Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex
kentster says
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kentster
(09.10.2000 0:10:24 AM EST)
HO HO HO give me some hole or a spud
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