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The Dreaded Dentist

By: thecriticPublished: 06/10/2004
 
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A man went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled.

First thing the dentist says to him, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."

The man replies, "No, please don't do that! I'm terrified of needles!"

The dentist said, "Okay, I'll use the gas to put you to sleep."

The man says, "No, you can't do that, either. I'm allergic to the gas."

So the dentist said, "Hang on a minute, I'll go look for something else." After a bit, he came back with a couple of pills.

The man asks, "What kind of pills are these?"

The dentist said, "Viagra."

The guy said, "What? Will they help with the pain?"

The dentist said, "No, they won't do shit for pain, but they'll give you something to hang on to while I pull your damn tooth."

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    Good One (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (06.10.2004 11:31:14 PM EST)

    Your joke and the comments from the other Goofballers all get high marks from me.

    Oh God, my dick came off root and all! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (06.10.2004 6:16:37 PM EST)

    Hurry up doc and get that tooth out before I rip my balls off, too.

    This is funny as H#ll (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.10.2004 7:23:19 AM EST)


    and it probably would have been a new one at the time you submitted it. LOL

    Actually this is one of my newest favorite jokes. ^5

    Well..... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.10.2004 1:03:39 AM EST)


    Wether the dentist is successful or not, something's gonna get pulled today.

    Hahahaha, good one, cowboy. A rare new joke!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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