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Nasty People!

By: MacDaddyPublished: 05/04/1999
 
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Brittany was scared, because it was her first time. She didn't know what was going to happen. As the tall man told her to relax she had thoughts of calling it off, but she didn't. He told her once more to relax, and stuck that hard "object" into her.

It hurt very bad, but she couldn't call it off now. He started jerking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, until she didn't think she could take it any more. The pain was intense now, and as she started to bleed, she thought, "why did I ever agree to this? Just because all my friends have done it."

Now the pain is getting more intense, and she starts screaming, but this is what the man likes. Then, finaly, it is over, and the dentist pulls the tooth out.

What were you thinking? Nasty People!!!

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