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Something Nice For Dad

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/23/2000
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.

Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.

"Well," said the other brother, "You said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."

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    dumbass (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (11.25.2000 6:24:21 PM EST)

    see above

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    Cheap bastard! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.24.2000 1:58:28 PM EST)

    That's one crappy tuxedo if it only costs $200 a month. It should cost that much a day!

    And he never looked better... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.23.2000 11:38:11 AM EST)

    Well, 4 months ago he looked a little better....

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    lolol (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.23.2000 0:46:08 AM EST)

    sounds like a blonde joke

    Why not... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.23.2000 0:28:39 AM EST)

    just rent a hooker for pops?

    NICE TRICK (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (11.23.2000 0:12:48 AM EST)

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