Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned
to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while
when Mary said "Damn, I was running late this morning
and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to
the station to get them."
George replied "We don't have to go back, just give
Fido, my trusty police dog, one sniff, and he will go fetch
them for you."
It was a hot day, and Mary didn't feel like heading
back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's
nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting.
After 10
seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and
he is off in a flash towards the station house.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido.
Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.
Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.
Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance.
The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police
cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls
in his mouth!
