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Funeral Directors Logic

By: AnonymousPublished: 12/29/2000
 
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A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

"No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?"

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I switched the heads."

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    Jacked (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (01.15.2001 9:45:00 PM EST)

    Thats fucked up about the heads

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

    Michael Jackson Joke (0 replies)
    started by edzel00
    (01.05.2001 12:16:09 PM EST)

    why did michael jackson shop at K-mart........... because he heard little boys pants were half off.

    And they gave this one a 4.46 out of 5? (0 replies)
    started by HETFIELD
    (01.03.2001 5:49:05 PM EST)

    sorry but that one blowed

    we are fools (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.31.2000 6:45:56 PM EST)

    hey, im writing to get some kind of recognition. me and my friends do jackass stuff, have you ever seen the show on MTV? we think we are better, but we need some help starting. we film it and everything. if you have any ideas or suggestions email me please at Iargesociety@aol.com thanks!!

    yea it is (2 replies)
    started by jeff22
    (12.31.2000 2:58:39 AM EST)

    yea rob, it was posted like twice before...sorry, buddy. your memory must be goin dim on ya.

    I am jeff. grrrrrrrr.

    Posted Before? (0 replies)
    started by Robnoxious
    (12.30.2000 7:48:56 PM EST)

    I have a pretty good memory and this is one I don't recall seeing on the site.

    What is the link to the other joke?

    Anonymous Goofballer -- Keep hiding behind that username.

    Robnoxious

    Well... (0 replies)
    started by MoparGal
    (12.29.2000 8:36:22 PM EST)

    Some of us haven't seen it before. I thought it was funny :o)

    I noticed you didn't use a name when you criticized the wonderful Goofball staff... why is that?


    MoparGal


    Hmm (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.29.2000 6:44:08 PM EST)

    This joke was funny the last 100 times it was posted here. It's not funny anymore. Doesn't dorknoxious check stuff before he allows it to be posted?

    that is.... (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (12.29.2000 1:20:22 AM EST)

    a pretty good joke,but I think it was posted not to long ago. Just say no to recycling!

    Pikachu is the devil.

    get something new (0 replies)
    started by samiland
    (12.29.2000 0:39:30 AM EST)

    hey whats with all the replay of old jokes doesnt anybody have anything new out there??

    YEAH (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (12.29.2000 0:02:30 AM EST)

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE A BIT CRAZY TO BE A MORTICIAN I KNOW I HAVE RELATIVES IN THAT FIELD AND THEY ARE BOTH NUTS

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