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GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world."
— The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card.
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#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
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is so stupid when asked on an application,"Sex?",she marked, "M, F and is sometimes Wednesday too."
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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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 Funeral Directors Logic | | By: Anonymous | Published: 12/29/2000 | | |  |
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A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be
buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"
"No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?"
He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I switched the heads."
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE A BIT CRAZY TO BE A MORTICIAN I KNOW I HAVE RELATIVES IN THAT FIELD AND THEY ARE BOTH NUTS
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Although forever linked with Scotland, the bagpipes were actually first played in Persia hundreds of years ago.
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