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Three Doors

By: wizard4747Published: 03/06/2001
 
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This guy died and ended up in hell. Satan, having a warped sense of humor, told the guy he would have a choice of three doors to spend the rest of eternity in.

Inside the first door was a room full of people standing on their head on a hardwood floor. The guy says show me the next one before I make a choice.

Inside the second door there is a room full of people standing on their head on a hardwood floor, but they have a cushion under their head.The guy says show me the next door.

Inside the third door is a room full of people standing waist deep in shit, drinking coffee. The guy immediately says this is for me. So he is given a cup and wades right in. Then a buzzer goes off and he hears a voice on the loud speaker say, "BREAK TIME OVER, EVERYONE BACK ON YOUR HEADS!!!"

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    Jez, this one's old (1 reply)
    started by peterli
    (03.06.2001 2:59:12 AM EST)

    Years ago, in the forces, we used to say 'back on your heads' at the end of a break, it was old and lame even then......

    My brain hurts

    oldie... (0 replies)  
    started by blackholesungod
    (03.06.2001 0:06:54 AM EST)

    but a goodie!

    Numba 1!

    Yeah! ah 1, 2! ah 1, 2! what the FUCK ya gonna DO!?!??!

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