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The Talking Pig

By: portajonPublished: 01/29/2004
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This was told as a true story. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: " And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly, "I think the man would have said: "Well, fuck me! A talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (09.25.2004 4:55:56 PM EST)



    super (0 replies)
    started by koira
    (02.11.2004 6:51:10 PM EST)

    good one

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.29.2004 3:47:15 PM EST)

    yeah thats probably what was said

    Personally...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.29.2004 10:12:42 AM EST)

    I have a hard time believing it's a true story, but it IS one hell of a great joke. That punchline just kinda comes outta nowhere and slaps you across the face.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    The lonely man's... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.29.2004 6:32:59 AM EST)

    actual response was "Well, fuck me!, you talking pig and you can have all the straw you want".

    First (2 replies)  
    started by tex402
    (01.29.2004 1:03:57 AM EST)

    First! That'd be great to witness this story

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