"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information - outside the administration." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
"Does the published book contain the unpublished part?" James H. Campbell, King's Counsel, to a witness in Britain's Times Book Club case in the early 1900's
#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat people jog around her for exercise
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A. You RUN because she has a grenade in her mouth!
This was told as a true story. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: " And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly, "I think the man would have said: "Well, fuck me! A talking pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
I have a hard time believing it's a true story, but it IS one hell of a great joke. That punchline just kinda comes outta nowhere and slaps you across the face.
The lonely man's...
(01.29.2004 6:32:59 AM EST)
actual response was "Well, fuck me!, you talking pig and you can have all the straw you want".
(01.29.2004 1:03:57 AM EST)
First! That'd be great to witness this story
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