Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and
a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson
replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see
that The lord is all powerful and
that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect
that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot,
Some bastard has stolen our tent."
