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An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
Published : 10.19.2009
Rate: 4.00
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New Element
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the ...
Published : 10.13.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Teaching Mathematics
A logger sells a truckload ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.07.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Doctors' Opinions Of Financial Bail-Out Package
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and ...
Published : 12.12.2008
Rate: 4.09
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Why The Chicken Crossed The Road
All sorts of answers ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 11.16.2008
Rate: 3.62
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Interchangeable Parts
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
Published : 10.30.2008
Rate: 3.50
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Who's Running This Place?
29 have been accused of spousal abuse ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.30.2008
Rate: 3.14
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Hillary's First Night As President
January 21, 2009- Hillary Clinton was sworn in today ...
Published : 08.12.2008
Rate: 2.85
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A Politically Correct Political Joke
This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by both parties! Not only that, it is politically correct.
Published : 02.08.2008
Rate: 3.73
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World War III Is Coming
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A ...
Published : 01.31.2008
Rate: 3.31
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Murphy's Law
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah ...
Published : 12.23.2007
Rate: 3.72
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What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what ...
Published : 10.25.2007
Rate: 3.82
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Perspective?
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, ...
Published : 09.29.2007
Rate: 3.31
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Three Arkansas Surgeons
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together ...
Published : 09.01.2007
Rate: 1.81
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Laura And Dick
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were ...
Published : 07.24.2007
Rate: 3.13
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New Stamp
The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp ...
Published : 06.30.2007
Rate: 3.13
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Bill and the Prostitute
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner day after day ...
Published : 06.11.2007
Rate: 3.50
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A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R ...
Published : 05.29.2007
Rate: 3.73
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Republican Fisherman
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. ...
Published : 03.25.2007
Rate: 3.92
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Constitutional Fact?
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime ...
Published : 12.27.2006
Rate: 4.17
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Founding Fathers
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime ...
Published : 12.11.2006
Rate: 4.00
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Hillary's Driver
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along ...
Published : 11.30.2006
Rate: 4.00
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Star Trek
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished ...
Published : 11.23.2006
Rate: 4.09
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Bono Makes A Statement
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience ...
Published : 10.28.2006
Rate: 4.17
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A Letter To The FAA
Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest suggestions ...
Published : 10.24.2006
Rate: 4.09
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Laura Bush Bought A Parrot
Laura Bush bought Dubya a parrot for his birthday.
She ...
Published : 09.29.2006
Rate: 4.17
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Almost Identical
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" ...
Published : 09.23.2006
Rate: 3.83
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Job At The Post Office
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The ...
Published : 09.22.2006
Rate: 4.15
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Lincoln vs Kennedy
Have a history teacher explain this, if they can.
Published : 09.14.2006
Rate: 4.09
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The Solution
My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas ...
Published : 08.01.2006
Rate: 4.09
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