Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home for
the holidays. Hillary was quite happy to see her daughter and
pressed her for information about college.
"So, are you enjoying college, dear?" she asked.
Chelsea nodded vigorously.
"And... are there boys in college?" Hillary questionned.
Once again, Chelsea nodded with a mischievous gleam in her
eyes.
Hillary, unable to resist and quite curious about her
daughter's activities, went on and asked, "And... are you
having sex with these boys?"
Chelsea burst out laughing. After a moment, she
straightened, stared into her mother's eyes, and said,"... Not
according to Dad."
