I don't know if this is an actual conversation or not, it was
on National Public Radio and who listens to that. I think it's
funny true or not. Besides, unlike the Army, Boy Scouts
have adult supervision.
This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)
interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General
Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
his military installation:
INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going
to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
GENERAL REINWALD: 'We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting."
INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't
it?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range."
INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them
proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."
GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?"
The program stopped abruptly.