The scandal is long over, yet the jokes continue.
Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated in one of the
booths. All the waitresses are knock-down gorgeous. A
particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and
legs that won't quit came to his table...
She asked: "What would you like, Mr. President?"
Clinton looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame
top to bottom, then answers: "A quickie."
The waitress stomps off in total disgust. After she regains
her composure she returns and asks again: "What would you like,
Mr. President?"
Again Clinton thoroughly checks her out and again answers:
"A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps
him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A Secret Service agent, sitting at the next table, leans over
and whispers, "Um, Mr.President, I think it's pronounced
'QUICHE'."
