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Clinton and Saddam

By: Uncle SamPublished: 04/07/2000
 
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Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the weapon-inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of the chair of Saddam. When Saddam sits down, Clinton immediately asks:'why are there three buttons in your arm-rest?' 'You'll see' replies Saddam.

They start the talks, but after 10 minutes Saddam presses the 1st button, and 'WHACK' a boxing glove hits Clinton in the face, Clinton grabs his nose, while Saddam is laughing himself silly. Clinton remains calm because he doesn't want this to affect the talks.

After another 10 minutes, Saddam presses the 2nd button and another boxing glove hits Clinton in the stomach. While Clinton is gasping for air, Saddam falls out of his chair from laughing. Clinton gets annoyed by now, but still remains outwardly calm.

They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Saddam presses the final button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Clinton, right in the groin. Clinton is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave. 'We'll continue this talk next week in the White House' says the President. Saddam, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no, so the appointment stands.

A week later Clinton receives Saddam in the Oval Office, and as Saddam sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Clinton's chair.

As the meeting goes on, Saddam sees that Clinton presses the first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This doesn't stop Clinton from laughing...really loud.

After this, Clinton continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Saddam reacts really quick, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this time Clinton falls out of his chair laughing. Saddam doesn't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further.

After a few minutes Clinton presses the final button. This time, Saddam stays sitting, but Clinton isn't, he's is rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing. Saddam is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Baghdad"

Clinton: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - "Baghdad?.....where's Baghdad?"

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Whoever wrote this message is a flaming homo (0 replies)
started by solishot
(06.16.2001 4:26:25 AM EST)

Who the hell would write this? this is bullshit, it makes no sense... it sounds like someone was distracted while typing this while gettin it up the ass... it made no sense.

Clinton is a queer (0 replies)
started by tub
(06.08.2001 12:53:26 PM EST)

Bill Clinton would spend most of his time getting fucked in the ass by Saddam

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dat was shite (0 replies)
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(04.09.2001 6:39:59 AM EST)

Go Fuck Ya momma

may be u can improve more (0 replies)
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(04.07.2001 4:20:10 PM EST)

why don't you send funny mails at each ones email
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Funny but offending (0 replies)
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(03.25.2001 2:44:57 PM EST)

Great humor, isn't it?

Isa pang bagsak...

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(03.25.2001 2:34:51 AM EST)

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HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TESTICLES...i'M 1ST

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