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 Tax Season | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 04/08/2000 | | |  |
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A man, called to testify before the IRS, asked his
accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest
clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," his accountant said.
Then the man asked his lawyer the same question, but got the
opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you," his lawyer
counseled. "Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, the man went to a philosopher, told him of the
conflicting advice, and requested some resolution for the
dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," the rabbi replied. "A
woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on
her wedding night. Her mother told her: 'Wear a heavy, long,
flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.'
But when the bride-to-be asked her best friend, her friend
said: 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a v-neck right down
to your navel.'"
The man protested. "What does all this have to do with my
problem with the IRS?"
"Because, my friend," the rabbi said. "No matter what you wear,
you are going to get screwed."
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this is OLLLLD
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it was posted before...man, dont you guys screen your jokes before you post them????I am jeff. grrrrrrrr.
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